Well, it's Monday morning and I've got a problem. I know I said that this post would be my opinion of the way old men wearing hats drive, but as usual things aren't working out the way I thought they would.
Now, back to my problem. From the time I could say "No", my mother taught me to always tell the truth. It's good advice and I do believe one should. However, here's where Mr. Problem comes in. I have two little dogs. They tend to puddle on the floor in the living room. That's not the worst part. They 'go' on an antique Aubison rug. Now, if I say "I'm going to church", and have on something beside jeans, they seem to understand that I'll be back soon, and they are 'usually' good.
One is a male dachshund and the other is a female designer dog - half dachshund and half German Shepherd/Pit Bull/junk yard. Their names are Oliver and Blossom. I call Oliver, Olie for short, and got him when he was ten weeks old. Blossom's name was Rosie when I got her. She was a year old, had been a shelter dog, abused as a pup, and had the attitude that she was not going to like me. She didn't like anyone, and would only tolerate me because she liked Olie. She did not look like a 'Rosie' so I named her Blossom. I'd had a pet named Blossom and I could remember it. Besides I was determined that she WOULD blossom into a good dog.
Back to my problem. Recently one Sunday evening I was attending a party at my son, Wesley's house. I didn't dare say I was going to his house because they know the word Wesley, and they adore him. They also get to go to his house where they always get treats. I knew if I told them the truth, I would be faced with a major mess-up. Not only would I have pee all over the floor, most likely there would be smelly truffles scattered all over the floor. So---I lied. I said I was going to church.
Since then my conscience has been bothering me. Not only did I lie to a couple of my best friends, I lied about where I was going. Now these two little animals cannot possibly understand all this, so it doesn't bother them. But I know. And the Man Upstairs knows.
I asked several friends what they thought. Was it a lie, or not? Some said "No." Others said a lie is a lie is a lie. Finally I asked my daughter. Bless her heart she explained to me why it was not a lie and my mind was put to rest--- that is until today. I tried to remember what she said. I'd like to ask her again, but she'd think I've gone nuts. So, what do you think. Was it or was it not a lie?
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